This is a soft, unofficial introduction to a CrackAU I came up with a while back, in which the Tuckers are a completely functional and happy family, who just so happened to turn themselves into chimeras to help Shou pass his alchemy entrance exam and further his career. All consensual and no-body gets hurt and... everyone is weirdly cool with it. Edward and Alphonse, who are introduced to the family by Colonel Mustang, are seemingly the only ones who actually find it horrifying and are incredibly confused as to why no one else is freaking out.